55 Ways to Upset Marius1. Sing Poor Unfortunate Souls to him every time he mentions Ursula. 2. Repeatedly call him a 'fatass' for no apparent reason. 3. Spread rumours among Les Amis about him loving Twilight. 4. After spreading said rumours, get Enjolras to help you pester him about being on Team Edward or Team Jacob then slap him and say he should be Team Eponine. 5. Act like a raging Eppie-bopper whenever he is near. 6. Invite him to a café during closing hours, then hide when he walks in to notice all the chairs and tables are empty. 7. Go on and on about how much better Enjolras is than him in every way. (Get Grantaire to help you with this one.)